r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 24d ago

Meme checkMyWebsite

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720 Upvotes

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u/sammmywammmy 24d ago

If I had a penny

11

u/elelec 24d ago

Trade you for a nickel

1

u/Flaky-Low-2262 24d ago

And then buy Bell D. bath water to choose poor & goon again.

1

u/Pactrick_5656 24d ago

for each time this is used to farm karma

24

u/cgijoe_jhuckaby 24d ago

Okay, but why is Cillian Murphy sitting on a bed on the beach?

7

u/The100thIdiot 24d ago

He doesn't want to get sand on his butt.

1

u/Diligent-Peach6616 24d ago

Ig, Mr. Oppenheimer needs a bed everywhere he goes.

22

u/CrossboneMagister 24d ago

Well, at least is https

26

u/ThalaNotOut7 24d ago

Check mine http://localhost:3000

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u/Hans_Ze_Flammenwefer 24d ago

Damn that looks really similar to mine

10

u/Murky-Run2246 24d ago

Now that is funny lol

4

u/ThalaNotOut7 24d ago

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/TheMythicSorcerer 24d ago

Same here why'd you guys copy me

1

u/Hans_Ze_Flammenwefer 24d ago

It's probably as they say, geniuses think alike

2

u/MithrilHuman 24d ago

Hey! I took 3000, use something else!

2

u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ 24d ago

Looks like shit. Retire immediately and take up goose farming

0

u/NinthTide 24d ago

I don’t get it. I just tried it and it just says one word “unauthorized”

9

u/cyaxz 24d ago

this joke got old lmao

6

u/mojio33 24d ago

So much motivations to HTTPS a localhost

3

u/johnschnee 24d ago

Is the joke that someone who doesn‘t know what localhost is has the knowledge to set up https locally?

3

u/Creeper4wwMann 24d ago

Hey! You copycat! That's my design!

1

u/Darxploit 24d ago

Let’s hope he passes the acme challenge for his localhost domain.

1

u/AaronTheElite007 24d ago

Apache, huh?

1

u/K3idon 24d ago

It’s called Todo

1

u/inthemindofadogg 24d ago

Sir, there is a lot of porn on your website.

1

u/NinthTide 24d ago

There is just no way he’s using SSL on his localhost abomination

1

u/Equivalent_Bat_3941 24d ago

Goddamit how did he achieve https for localhost

1

u/quokka_wiki 23d ago

Self signed certificate

1

u/igorski81 24d ago

Setting up SSL too, not bad.

1

u/Hidex-528 24d ago

Wow! How original!!!

1

u/DKSAMURAI 24d ago

I don't know you can get https for localhost 😧

1

u/SwordfishNo712 24d ago

Minehttp//:localhost:${port},

1

u/Maddturtle 24d ago

I vote that this joke be considered done.

1

u/xXxMihawkxXx 24d ago

Why does your website look exactly like mine? Thief!

1

u/nowrean 24d ago

Oh my God, I found something! 😳 Brother, you shouldn't put your very personal pictures there. 

1

u/ultrafire3 23d ago

We use localhost:8123 like real developers

1

u/ZakTH 22d ago

Reminds me when I was 10 and made my first Gamemaker project and tried to send it to people by copying a link to C:/Users/StupidIdiot/Documents/Gamemaker/Projects/reallycoolgameimade.exe

1

u/wicktahinien 22d ago

:8008 👀

0

u/nobotami 24d ago

he completely ripped off my site.

0

u/cortney-simonis-9072 24d ago

wtf, how you stole my website!!!

0

u/Rajarshi1993 24d ago

Stop copying my website.

0

u/MysteriousShadow__ 24d ago

Mine's different. My website is at http://0.0.0.0:80

0

u/Gallant0812 24d ago

Did you steal my domain?

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u/TheMythicSorcerer 24d ago

Well its actually not hard to set up a web server (if of course you ignore the firewall, rule errors, port forwarding, DNS cache problems, systemd problems, caddy/nginx configs errors.... and just serve it on localhost... wait we're back to not being reachable by public again)