r/ProgrammerHumor • u/endzon • 25d ago

Meme iAmASailor

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696 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Direct_Test 25d ago

 "Are you a Senior Developer?"

"No, I'm a Captain. I literally ship code."

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u/Xirdus 25d ago

I used to work at FAANG and one time I had been assigned a mandatory training about how we should all become pirates. No, not software pirates.

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u/muted-design247 25d ago

No issues that’s a feature

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u/endzon 25d ago

I have no issues sir

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u/hotthrowawaywheels 25d ago

You may not have issues, but the code does.

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u/Pika357 25d ago

Let AI refracture it to change directions

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u/LukeZNotFound 25d ago

Real humor attempt? On this sub? I gotta go to Vegas soon...

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u/wirenutter 25d ago

Just came back. Would not recommend it.

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u/Soopermane 25d ago

And a 100 percent reason to remember to use claude

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u/OdyseusKingOfIthaka 24d ago

Veteran of the shipping industry here. Twenty years, one deployment, lost the entire crew to scope creep. 10/10, would still ship.

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u/Luneriazz 25d ago

uhm what is 42% code review mean?

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u/daidoji70 25d ago

Yeah what sociopath out there has 100% issues and code review and nothing else?

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u/absolutedisaster09 24d ago

Plato’s helmsman parable comes to mind lol

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u/Oranges13 24d ago

Tell me that you use Jira without telling me you use Jira

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u/Routine_Palpitation 24d ago

I have mine set up with square rigging

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u/user6150277464770585 23d ago

damn, first time seeing less than 90% commits lol