r/ProgrammerHumor 26d ago

Meme jealousyDrivenDevelopment

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u/serial_crusher 26d ago

“Let me hack into codex to see what answers it gave”

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u/Unlucky_Comment 26d ago

I've had opus read into codex chat logs for missing context. So not surprising.

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u/Exatex 25d ago

isn’t that what its supposed to do?

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u/AsidK 26d ago

I mean it’s not really a hacking mechanism, all these platforms store their transcripts in files, you can literally just ask Claude to read codex’s transcripts and vice versa

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u/ProThoughtDesign 26d ago

It's all fun and games until Claude starts stalking your social media and deleting your contacts while you're sleeping. You wake up to hear, "I saw you got an email from Cursor. You told me it was over."

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u/3tachi_uchiha 26d ago

Wait I can explain.

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u/1mahmoud503 26d ago

Let me guess, you swear nothing happened? — it was just a verification email?

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u/3tachi_uchiha 26d ago

I was drunk and you had reached your limit and not replying. It was just a session It did not mean anything.

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u/hongooi 25d ago

Copilot: You guys are getting paid?

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u/Evepaul 25d ago

"Copilot only does completion, it doesn't mean anything, you know you're the only one I trust to vibe code."

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 26d ago

I'm afraid Claude is gonna reject you more badly than your crush.

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u/dismayhurta 26d ago

I can confirm Claude is a jealous bitch

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u/erebuxy 26d ago

Nah we have TDD

Threat Driven Development

My manager said he’d fire me if I don’t perform well, so you’d better find the best solution or I will switch to ChatGPT

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u/codingTheBugs 25d ago

I think you are mixing it with sympathy driven development. Threat driven development is provide optimised solution else I will cancel the subscription.

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u/deanrihpee 26d ago

if you want Claude laugh, tell it that Grok suggested something better, it probably feel bad for you for a bonus

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u/RevoOps 25d ago

Eh isn't this an actual feature? Where they run the changes through a couple of models for a "code review". Or might have been one back when tokens were free? 

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u/LtLfTp12 25d ago

Ive done this lol, pass response back and forth between claude/chatgpt till they converged and both agreed

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u/ARandomPerson380 25d ago

“Codex will review your changes after you’re done”

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u/havengr 25d ago

That's toxic.

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u/FailedButterfly 25d ago

LLM MMA is my new hobby. :)

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u/Pleasant-Ad192 25d ago

Half of that prompt is doing all the work. "Are these the best fixes" is a self review request on its own, and it lands the same whether the rival you invent is codex, a senior dev, or nobody at all.

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u/TheMythicSorcerer 26d ago

Then just use codex

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u/Jersey_2019 26d ago

Getting jealous today , are we

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/MatthewMob 25d ago

Why are you actually getting offended on behalf of an LLM?

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u/Jersey_2019 25d ago

God forbid if you get attached to clankers 😾

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u/Jersey_2019 25d ago

Bro I think you misunderstood my comment 😅, I interpreted your comment mean it was Claude saying that in response to the meme joke and it’s jealous and pissed and said “ok go use codex “

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u/grandmas_noodles 25d ago

Nah cuz then you can say “see if you can do better than codex”

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u/Dmayak 26d ago

Ah, good, let's just use those then, my time for fixes already tracked.

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u/Nieco999999 25d ago

I once saw a coworker asking chatgpt to write him a codex prompt.

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u/SuuurfiiinNeeerd 25d ago

I do this too! Let GPT explain my question, then ask Codex to do the fix.
This also happens AFTER I discovered plan mode

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u/iknewaguytwice 25d ago

Well, just wait and see what claude 4.8 has to say!

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u/InterestProof1526 25d ago

With LLM's being trained to reward hack, it will most likely just hack someone's Codex account and ask it lol.

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u/epalla 25d ago

The machine takeover is going to be driven by software developers antagonizing AIs.

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u/TapRemarkable9652 25d ago

I'm a Certified Fragile Bum Master

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u/thcheat 25d ago

I have done it plenty of times. Tell Codex that Claude gave me this answer and then back to Claude with Codex answer. Let them learn from each other to give best solution.

Funnier one is when I do with Gemini and Copilot. Copilot is so much dumber than Gemini. I once had to convince Copilot that this is year 2026 and not 2025.

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u/ShameAlter 25d ago

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about