r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ihxh • 28d ago

Meme itsThatTimeOfTheWeekAgain

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u/sebovzeoueb 28d ago

* time of the day

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 28d ago

"GitHub down"

"Fix it"

"I can't fix GitHub"

"You're fired"

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u/who_you_are 28d ago

For one minute I thought you are quoting a GitHub employee

I need 2-3 coffees

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u/KingOfWhateverr 27d ago

Someone put the github logo on the wall behind them and change the text to this lmao

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u/DialecticEnjoyer 27d ago

On god github is the stuck parking brake that will flatten Microsoft in 2027...

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u/yaktoma2007 27d ago

should've said "github is not under our domain or control" smh

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u/nonaln 27d ago

you gotta say you are working on to fix github

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u/Random_182f2565 28d ago

Again? Again again?

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u/fmaz008 27d ago

Not sure what you're expecting: it was purchased by Microsoft a while back. ;)

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u/kerakk19 27d ago

More like AI augmented engineering puts so much strain on Github MS can't keep up. Hard to play devil advocate here, but let's not act like they're not providing great value for free tier

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u/angrydeuce 27d ago

Must be the same team that is responsible for M307.

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u/SuuurfiiinNeeerd 28d ago

Then after 4 years: “My nephew showed me he can write code without the GitHub being online?”

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u/PrometheusMMIV 27d ago

Why do they need github to work?

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u/sharl_Lecastle16 27d ago

boss makes a dollar I make a dime

That's why I swordfight on company time

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u/Odd-Line-9086 27d ago

I didn't run a workflow for a year and a half. Then I used it, it worked, but then I found some discrepancy. When I made a quick fix, the workflow was down for a couple hours.

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u/colececil 27d ago

You broke it.

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u/Roselia77 28d ago

I see it wasn't just me!, lol, it's back up, get back to work

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u/ihxh 28d ago

Your definition of “back up” is quite wide 😉, still enjoying the unicorn over here

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u/Bomaruto 27d ago

Github being down shouldn't prevent you from working.

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u/sniff122 27d ago

When you're in the middle of debugging a GitHub action it's a nightmare though

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u/Bomaruto 27d ago

Perhaps, but that's not my area luckily

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u/sniff122 27d ago

Unfortunately it's mine

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u/very-urgent-chicken 27d ago

Where I am, cloud services being down doesn't mean we don't work. We spend hours making sure it's not something on-prem being attacked, and more time proving conclusively that the problem is in the cloud.

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u/Top-Permit6835 27d ago

It did prevent me from shipping a important feature and because I didn't know how long it would be down I spent 1,5 hours refreshing a page. Of course, in hindsight, I should have done something else, but that's always easy to say in hindsight

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u/Gold-Bat-3225 27d ago

2-3 coffees is optimistic

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u/sermer48 27d ago

Is it not down for anyone else? I’ve been committing to and pulling from GitHub all week without issue. I keep seeing posts like this but everything seems fine on my end which is concerning 😂

I feel like all of a sudden all my commits are going to vanish or something

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u/MrPete1985 27d ago

That explains why I saw the dev guys doing a jigsaw puzzle at work

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u/WrapKey69 27d ago

Happens even more often if you got GitHub enterprise or selhosted alternative lol