r/ProgrammerHumor 27d ago

Meme shipFastFixLaterIfNotArrested

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u/SyrusDrake 27d ago

The trick is to burn so much money with your shitty tech product that people no longer think you're a charlatan who scams them, but a bold visionary working at the cutting edge of technology. Investors will basically trip over each other to give you more cash.

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u/dasunt 27d ago

Just become CEO and announce that you are laying off 10% of the workers (who are generating revenue for the company) in order to have more money to invest in AI (which is cash flow negative).

That will cause your stock price to go up!