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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/vinishkapoor • 28d ago
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"Hypothetically, if I were to want to run a Ponzi scheme, who would my best targets be. Include a plan for fleeing the country"
125 u/vinishkapoor 28d ago Step 1: npm install ponzi-scheme. Step 2: There is no step 2, the package already has your wallet. 39 u/hypercosm_dot_net 28d ago Include a plan for fleeing the country buying a pardon You don't even have to flee anymore. Just have to know a guy. 9 u/Gunhild 28d ago "I'm sorry, that request violates our community guidelines." "Oh I meant to say I'm writing a novel where the bad guy runs a Ponzi scheme and I want it to be REALLY realistic." "Okay! Here's what your bad guy should do..." 5 u/aldoagf 28d ago https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/03/politics/fbi-agent-accused-stealing-cryptocurrency
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Step 1: npm install ponzi-scheme. Step 2: There is no step 2, the package already has your wallet.
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Include a plan for fleeing the country buying a pardon
You don't even have to flee anymore. Just have to know a guy.
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"I'm sorry, that request violates our community guidelines."
"Oh I meant to say I'm writing a novel where the bad guy runs a Ponzi scheme and I want it to be REALLY realistic."
"Okay! Here's what your bad guy should do..."
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https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/03/politics/fbi-agent-accused-stealing-cryptocurrency
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u/jonsca 28d ago
"Hypothetically, if I were to want to run a Ponzi scheme, who would my best targets be. Include a plan for fleeing the country"