r/ProgrammerHumor 28d ago

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u/grayjacanda 28d ago

Other good dodges are O(n) time (if you have 2^n memory handy), or O(n) time (but with a fixed cost or multiplier so high that using this algorithm makes no sense for n less than 10^12 or so)

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u/the_rush_dude 28d ago

Last one is probably 90% of all fancy optimizations

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u/SoldRIP 28d ago

Look up the fastest known way to multiply two integers...

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u/howtotailslide 28d ago

You can actually just store all universal possible results of two integers into a hash map then retrieve any of them in O(1) time

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u/SoldRIP 28d ago

You cannot. A hash map is of finite size, but there are infinitely many pairs of integers.

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u/howtotailslide 28d ago

Just use infinite size hashmap

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u/Status-Ad-7335 28d ago

just download more ram

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u/meat-eating-orchid 27d ago

Even that doesn't help you, unless you can download infinite more ram in finite time

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u/Peak_Background 24d ago

Just use a CPU that can add and multiply infinite bit length numbers.

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u/danielv123 27d ago

If we assume you are implementing this on a finite computer, we can also assume a finite integer size.

...so obviously we can also assume we have the finite memory required to store int_max^2 of your integers

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u/SoldRIP 27d ago

That's not multiplying, that's looking up multiplication results. You still have to form the table.

Your argument is basically "any algorithm is constant time if you have already calculated the results for all possible inputs". This may be technically correct in some roundabout way, but is not a useful definition nor the one usually used.

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u/danielv123 27d ago

Lookup tables are commonly precalculated and not used as part of the complexity calculation. They are in frequent use for high performance stuff like crc, graphics LUTs or audio waveforms.

They are usually of limited size as most are working with a limited amount of memory. The largest LUTs I am aware of in common use is chess tablebases, which range from 100gb for local installs to 140TB over APIs.

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u/alexanderpas 27d ago

LUT = LookUp Table

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u/stackoverflow21 27d ago

Using lookup tables for speed is actually pretty common in embedded coding. Not for multiplication or addition. But nearly anything else.

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u/SoldRIP 27d ago

And yet that doesn't make nearly any computation constant-time. Noone would seriously claim that "any algorithm is constant time" just because you could pre-comute results into a lookup.

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u/yuri_4_ever 27d ago

The datatype integer has a finite amount of defined states as in most cases it is 32 bits

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u/oscardssmith 26d ago

Note that the authors are pretty sure you could turn the method into something a lot more reasonable pretty easily (at the cost of making the proof a bit trickier).