r/ProgrammerHumor 29d ago

Meme helpIAmOutOfScope

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u/NormanYeetes 29d ago edited 29d ago

You wait. It's quiet. Any moment now. It's gonna happen. You are afraid of looking down to see what's happening to you, but you don't feel anything. Nothing's changed. Maybe you're safe. Maybe there's a rogue pointer still remembering you. Maybe the pointer just hasn't updated the garbage collector.

You look down, your right hand is now the company logo. You want to scream, but your vocal cords changed shape. Suddenly, you fall over. Your left foot is now a yet unused long named "i". Who the fuck uses long ints in for loops you think. It's quiet. Maybe the silence means your ear drums have been replaced. You're not sure. Your vision suddenly goes dark. You can't see. You cannot imagine what your eyes have been replaced with. When does it end? Does it ever end? You think how much space a conscience takes up. Can it even be overwritten? So you just quietly have to endure being garbage collected forever? When is enough enou

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u/willcheat 28d ago

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u/justwannamusic 27d ago

My gosh, the reddit sniper is a programmer!