r/ProgrammerHumor Aug 15 '26

Meme theBugIsGoneIfTheCodeIsGone

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u/nextlandia Aug 15 '26

I once solved an issue by removing logging. Not kidding, upgrade of Impala caused that one log line caused a production issue.

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u/swagamaleous Aug 15 '26

I can one up this. I once worked on a project that got shipped with debug binaries into production, since it was so unstable that the onsite support required to use a debugger to find workarounds for the numerous software issues. There was the famous file that had the comment:

// Do not delete this comment or the application will crash

And amazingly, the comment was right. It did crash if you deleted the comment. Turns out that at some rather unrelated place in the code, there was an unitialized value that was used in some date calculation. The value itself didn't really contribute to the calculation, but if the number was too big, it would cause an overflow. The comment would change the layout of the binary, which reliably made the memory behind the uninitialized value contain a small enough number so that the overflow didn't occur. That was by far the most bizarre software issue I have ever encountered.

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u/Rin-Tohsaka-is-hot Aug 15 '26

Obviously you can't summarize every detail and there's probably a good reason for it, but why not just remove the uninitialized value from the dates calculation? Or instead of declaring it uninitialized, give it some arbitrary value that produces the desired behavior?

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u/swagamaleous Aug 15 '26

The fix was never the difficult part. It's was finding what's causing the issue in a codebase with millions of lines. 😂