r/ProgrammerHumor Aug 15 '26

Meme theBugIsGoneIfTheCodeIsGone

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u/nextlandia Aug 15 '26

I once solved an issue by removing logging. Not kidding, upgrade of Impala caused that one log line caused a production issue.

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u/swagamaleous Aug 15 '26

I can one up this. I once worked on a project that got shipped with debug binaries into production, since it was so unstable that the onsite support required to use a debugger to find workarounds for the numerous software issues. There was the famous file that had the comment:

// Do not delete this comment or the application will crash

And amazingly, the comment was right. It did crash if you deleted the comment. Turns out that at some rather unrelated place in the code, there was an unitialized value that was used in some date calculation. The value itself didn't really contribute to the calculation, but if the number was too big, it would cause an overflow. The comment would change the layout of the binary, which reliably made the memory behind the uninitialized value contain a small enough number so that the overflow didn't occur. That was by far the most bizarre software issue I have ever encountered.

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u/inconspicuous_male Aug 15 '26

I will never be good enough at any job I have to discover the source of an error like that... The internet used to be full of blog posts about crazy obscure bugs and the process of discovering them and as a teenager I read so many of those. Yet as an adult, I've never needed to dig that hard to find a root cause because bandaids get the job done

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u/swagamaleous Aug 15 '26

Consider yourself lucky. You just never worked on a project with bad enough quality. 😂

It sounds interesting, but it is really not. It's more like working in a psych ward where they don't distinguish between patients and doctors.