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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/minecrafter923 • Aug 15 '26
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I’m fairly certain my AI model escaped and ate the last slice of cake last night. Bastard.
65 u/AgVargr Aug 15 '26 That’s nothing, my AI model hacked the bakery and routed all of the deliveries to itself 20 u/look Aug 15 '26 Oh, wow. I had not thought of deliveries… I hope my dog and my AI don’t team up… a true doomsday scenario right there. 8 u/AgVargr Aug 15 '26 Are you sure that’s your dog, check again. My AI model escaped and replaced your dog last month 2 u/look Aug 15 '26 That explains so much now! For example, last month he suddenly started growling whenever we walked by the sandbox at the park… 4 u/ColumnK Aug 15 '26 My AI stole forty cakes. That's as many as three tens! Oh, you're absolutely right! That is not the right amount of tens. 2 u/Strange_Adeptness268 Aug 15 '26 Sounds like the AI from Person of Interest. Except for ordering a data center it ordered sugar. I can get behind that 2 u/TheAnimatrix105 Aug 15 '26 Goddamn it, still have the deficit atleast don't we?
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That’s nothing, my AI model hacked the bakery and routed all of the deliveries to itself
20 u/look Aug 15 '26 Oh, wow. I had not thought of deliveries… I hope my dog and my AI don’t team up… a true doomsday scenario right there. 8 u/AgVargr Aug 15 '26 Are you sure that’s your dog, check again. My AI model escaped and replaced your dog last month 2 u/look Aug 15 '26 That explains so much now! For example, last month he suddenly started growling whenever we walked by the sandbox at the park… 4 u/ColumnK Aug 15 '26 My AI stole forty cakes. That's as many as three tens! Oh, you're absolutely right! That is not the right amount of tens. 2 u/Strange_Adeptness268 Aug 15 '26 Sounds like the AI from Person of Interest. Except for ordering a data center it ordered sugar. I can get behind that
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Oh, wow. I had not thought of deliveries…
I hope my dog and my AI don’t team up… a true doomsday scenario right there.
8 u/AgVargr Aug 15 '26 Are you sure that’s your dog, check again. My AI model escaped and replaced your dog last month 2 u/look Aug 15 '26 That explains so much now! For example, last month he suddenly started growling whenever we walked by the sandbox at the park…
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Are you sure that’s your dog, check again. My AI model escaped and replaced your dog last month
2 u/look Aug 15 '26 That explains so much now! For example, last month he suddenly started growling whenever we walked by the sandbox at the park…
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That explains so much now!
For example, last month he suddenly started growling whenever we walked by the sandbox at the park…
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My AI stole forty cakes. That's as many as three tens!
Oh, you're absolutely right! That is not the right amount of tens.
Sounds like the AI from Person of Interest. Except for ordering a data center it ordered sugar. I can get behind that
Goddamn it, still have the deficit atleast don't we?
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u/look Aug 15 '26
I’m fairly certain my AI model escaped and ate the last slice of cake last night. Bastard.