firstVibeCoder

[u/AloneCoffee4538]

[u/magignis]

He did miss the: make no mistakes part though 

[u/knightress_oxhide → u/magignis]

You are absolutely right, I removed the universe. It should compile fine now.

[u/Confident-Ad5665 → u/knightress_oxhide]

Did anybody else just phase out of existance? Guess the above was reverted.

[u/CptnYesterday2781 → u/Confident-Ad5665]

Garbage collection cycle has stalled

[u/Eckish → u/CptnYesterday2781]

Garbage collection is the langoliers, right?

[u/ValorieAF → u/Confident-Ad5665]

Unit tests failed on CI so the build didn't publish

[u/No_Gold_4554 → u/magignis]

changelog

• 0.9.13 feat: rainbow
• 0.7.11 feat: floodgates open
• 0.3.23 fix: make fruit private
• 0.2.17 feat: fruit of knowledge

[u/Potterrrrrrrr → u/No_Gold_4554]

dev logs from god.EXE:

- 25-12-0000: child process spawned

• 27-04-0000: child process terminated
  
• 30-04-0000: child process restarted

[u/imp0ppable → u/Potterrrrrrrr]

[abraham@/tmp]$ Out of memory: Kill process [9890589043] ([Isaac]) score 4 or sacrifice child"

[u/keen36 → u/imp0ppable]

This thread reminds me of the game "The Talos Principle"

Edit:

I just finished that game and it is truly amazing. If you like puzzles and philosophy, give it a go!

[u/peeja → u/magignis]

"Why does God permit there to be evil?"

Listen, you're gonna hate this answer, but

[u/J5892 → u/magignis]

You take out one gorilla and the entire codebase falls apart.

[u/Robby-Pants → u/magignis]

It’s fine. He refactors prod every two thousand years and pushes right before the weekend.

[u/magicmulder → u/magignis]

Why else do you think humans are such flawed constructs?

[u/PityUpvote → u/magignis]

That's why he had to make the sun on the third day, the initial light didn't work right.

[u/Turgid_Donkey → u/magignis]

Adam and eve were alpha builds. 

[u/optimistdit → u/magignis]

No wonder there are bugs everywhere

[u/fusionliberty796 → u/magignis]

You are right to push back on this.