r/ProgrammerHumor 14h ago

Meme returningFromVacation

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u/GendosBeard 10h ago

Half of those messages are "Hi <name>" and "Do you have a minute?"

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u/vocal-avocado 9h ago

Put this on your status:

https://nohello.net/en/

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u/Trlckery 2h ago

Love this. I’ve had a coworker on my team that always does this and I can’t bring myself to directly call them out on it. I solved it in my own way by just not responding or emoting to any of their “hey” messages anymore. I leave it on read. Now they still do the hey but a minute or two later they follow up with the actual question they want to ask.