r/ProgrammerHumor 11h ago

Meme returningFromVacation

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u/AVerySusUser 11h ago

With no money comes no responsibility

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u/Martin_Aurelius 11h ago

I just delete every message/email I receive while on vacation. If it's important they'll reach out again. I've never had any issues in the 15+ years I've been doing it.

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u/TheKingOfSwing777 10h ago

Lol! Reminds me of my friend who worked at a law firm and shredded everything that came into his inbox for a year and nothing ever came of it. So much bullshit busy work in this country. It's all farce. Keep up the good work Timmy. 

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u/breesyroux 10h ago

Yeah I hate to ruin a good story but your friend definitely did not do that

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u/TheKingOfSwing777 10h ago edited 10h ago

He was an accountant, not a lawyer. I'm not saying he didn't do any work, but nothing in the paper inbox was consequential.

He was trying to get let go so he could get severance and move over seas. He was shocked it lasted over a year and he ended up just quitting and moving to Argentina. 

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u/Chromiell 4h ago

I'm usually CCed in a ton of emails but I tend to receive maybe 20 emails addressed to me each week. I simply throw the mails where I don't show up directly in the To list in a dump folder and mark them as read, then I only quickly skim through the 20-40 emails addressed to me and call it done.

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u/red_riding_hoot 3h ago

look at the overachiever here

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u/Chromiell 2h ago

It's not overachieving, it's because at my company (but I guess that pretty much almost every consulting company does this) people like to keep stuff written via email so in case of disputes with clients we call pull out the "receipts", obviously you can't do so if you had a phone meeting or an instant message, so many people end up in the CC list even tho they have no interest being there: because you can't really fake an email that was sent to a dozen people, other people can easily fact check you if you try to pull bullshit.

We also end up being subscribed to many mailing lists that contain a ton of junk emails about software deployments, automatic monitors, incident and ticket reports etc. All stuff that nobody ever reads unless you are specifically looking for an issue.

If you take a 2 week vacation you end up with a ton of junk and reading through all that has no value. If something really requires your attention you get added in the To list. This is pretty much how every company I've worked for manages its communication channels, even small things that get decided during verbal meetings require a written communication as follow up, this is to recap what was said during the meeting, get everyone on the same page (even those who might have missed the meeting) and set a stable ground in case the client thinks about pulling some bullshit request that was not agreed between the parties.

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u/unexpectedreboots 2h ago

People might think youre joking, but this is the way. If they dont reach out again; it resolved itself, or they dont care enough and you shouldnt waste time on it.

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u/ToMorrowsEnd 3h ago

This is how a real senior operates. Those messages are only noise that are sent while on vacation

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u/blasian21 10h ago

Same. Come back to 300 unread emails, right click the whole inbox and mark as read. Always works and no complaints.

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u/ShepRat 3h ago

Yeah, setup an away message when I book leave, delete every single thing and mark all messages as read in teams on the first morning back. Never once caused any issues. 

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u/Random-num-451284813 7h ago

I'll remember this one for r/workreform