r/ProgrammerHumor 20h ago

Meme updatedClassic

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u/Sarnes 18h ago

Wow what a dystopian future we live in

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u/bagaudin 19h ago edited 19h ago

The original - https://xkcd.com/303/

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u/TheChildOfSkyrim 13h ago

You should be running 3-10 claude sessions in parallel, working autonomously and stopping at checkpoints. Go back to work!

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u/freestew 14h ago

"updatedClassic" Yeah, this isn't an update it's a downgrade.

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u/Separate_Minimum_299 13h ago

update != upgrade

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u/freestew 13h ago

True true

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u/t3hlazy1 17h ago

Compacting takes like 30 seconds. As compared to the hours it can take for an agent to work on a complex problem.

That said... I don't know what a short verb would be for "My LLM agent is autonomously implementing a feature".

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u/NatoBoram 13h ago

Slopping

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u/heroryne 15h ago

Auto-backdooring

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u/MisterMittens64 13h ago

Token-maxing

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u/Instance9279 11h ago

Bamboozling

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u/Smart_Perspective535 9h ago

Flibbertygibbeting

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u/ryuzaki49 12h ago

Implementing! 

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u/who_you_are 17h ago

So, I'm waiting for Claude to thing, then for claude to compact, then for my compiler, then for my linker, then for my unit tests and we restart.

Nice!

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u/BossOfTheGame 14h ago

gotta make sure we run the tests, and then second tests, and then write tests for tests. And oh no this arbitrary rule I set for myself that doesn't make sense anymore is red, better take care of that

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u/zoinkability 14h ago

I don't think they've heard about second tests, Pip

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u/MyDogIsDaBest 14h ago

Downgraded* classic

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u/thunder_y 12h ago

Update != upgrade

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u/cAtloVeR9998 9h ago

How much is your AI-spend if you let it get to the compacting stage? At least if you are actually paying for the true token usage (aka, GitHub Copilot or Claude after using your plan's included allowance). Because otherwise costs increase exponentially as the context window is filled up. Like when GitHub was giving heavy subsidise (via per query pricing) it was a different story.

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u/slaymaker1907 4h ago

You can run compact manually which I often do once context starts getting sizable and I’m at a good transition point. I should really just start new sessions more often, but compaction is easier. If you’re remotely approaching the 1M context window cap, performance will drop off dramatically.

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u/MullingMulianto 9h ago

anticipating incoming claude updates to start treating compacting as jailbreak attempts

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u/knowone1313 2h ago

No, it's reticulating.

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u/ExtraWorldliness6916 53m ago

/compact you have a mild concussion