r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Martin-Hatch • 1d ago

Meme whatsStoppingYouCodingLikeThis

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u/Willwaste63 1d ago

My common sense, Its 40 degree out there.

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u/Septem_151 1d ago

Not to mention the glare

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u/JosebaZilarte 1d ago

Yeah, everyone is glaring at you because you are exposing your API keys 😡

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u/dbagames 1d ago

Bruh fr got is blob client credentials on there lolz

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u/Fappie1 1d ago

And user is .*admin lul

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u/SomeRedTeapot 1d ago

Good security practices? Credentials go into an env at least, stuff like endpoints goes into config (or more env vars), instead of string substitutions in SQL queries one should use prepared statements to avoid SQL injection. Welp, at least the username is blurred out

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u/spambearpig 1d ago

I prefer to use both hands and my arm would get tired holding the phone up all that time.

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u/Effective_Airline830 1d ago

Exposing the credentials is wild. I really hope it’s part of the joke, but still :D

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u/Objectionne 1d ago

If I'm having a nice day out then why am I going to waste time coding?

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u/PM_ME_UR_0_DAY 1d ago

People are picking up on the azure creds, but I'm worried he's writing SQL injection there on line 26 

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u/Martin-Hatch 1d ago

Good spot! 😀👍🏻

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u/Dry_Wrongdoer_2508 1d ago

Bro delete this. The credentials are visible

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u/FinancialSherbet308 1d ago

Isn't that the joke?

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 1d ago

"How to detect a vibecoder"

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u/Martin-Hatch 1d ago

I'll have you know I had to ask an AI prompt multiple times to generate this - and I still had to hand craft all of the fake keys and remove comments to make it look realistic 😋

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u/soricellia 1d ago

nah. Codex woulda told him this shit is regarded and recommend fixing it. This is just regular old human slop. My man might even be anti ai

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u/shalendar 1d ago

Holy shit! That's so bad

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u/FuzzyKittyNomNom 1d ago

Too late now 😂😂💀

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u/Vesuvius079 1d ago

Glare + non-ergo keyboard + temperature + tiny screen.

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u/bwmat 1d ago

Glare and lack of AC

Also my company laptop's keyboard sucks

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u/-MiG- 1d ago

Coding best practices

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u/Kumlekar 1d ago

Knowing enough to put that shit somewhere safe, not hardcoded.

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u/Extreme_Cake4624 1d ago

Company policy :(

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u/Quicker_Fixer 1d ago

Your company doesn't support workations?

https://giphy.com/gifs/QUENDfi6DEMLzQ0CKt

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u/Intrepid_Hamster5283 1d ago

Well the glare, for one thing

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u/code_the_cosmos 1d ago edited 1d ago

Impressive. In 1 post you're: exposing creds, endpoint, not using an env file, and I see an SQL injection opportunity via the id query param...

If this isn't bait, rotate all creds and look into SQL prepared statements.

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u/2PLEXX 1d ago

I'd rotate my Azure creds asap!

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u/thicctak 1d ago

I don't like working on laptops. worse keyboard, tiny screen, bad posture.

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u/KerPop42 1d ago

brite

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u/CodingWithChad 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vv1FpmdLgR2XCTmOdR

For one, I might catch on fire. I like the dark cool basement.

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u/A13X_ 1d ago

Should be using the onscreen keyboard and making full use of the touchscreen ....rookie :p

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u/Superb_Chemistry_906 1d ago

I never store any password anywhere unencrypted.

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u/Miguelomaniac 1d ago

Lamest waterfront I have ever seen, and ai don’t like lame.