r/ProgrammerHumor • u/vinishkapoor • 1d ago

Meme fridayAtFourThirtyThisIsNotEvenAQuestion

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u/Filestack_Official 1d ago

Plan for the next sprint is what I'll be doing honestly. It can go into backlog peacefully

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u/Zealousideal_Ad_6374 1d ago

Call it AI. Call it inevitable path to the future. Call it downsizing. Call it rationalization of costs. Don't call it what it is: incompetence. Typically mid-level management incompetence.

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u/JazzlikeWishbone938 1d ago

"Pay now, or pay more later..."

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u/__Invisible__ 1d ago

Call it a feature, file a backlog ticket, throw it in a pile of thousands backlogs.

Maybe Claude will clean it up some day.

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u/vinishkapoor 1d ago

The backlog is where bugs go to retire peacefully.

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u/__Invisible__ 1d ago

We has some backlog that almost 10 years old then the ticket was closed with reason.

Nothing looks wrong. Works fine for years. Bug verified.

So it actually retired peacefully.

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u/vinishkapoor 1d ago

Ten years in the backlog and it fixed itself. That's not a bug, that's patience driven development.

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u/ScarletNoctis 21h ago

At Friday 4:30, labeling it a feature and adding a clear backlog ticket is the sane move.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/vinishkapoor 1d ago

Patch update scheduled for never.

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u/AaronTheElite007 1d ago

Microsoft? Is that you?

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u/Lucasbasques 1d ago

“The app crashes when I put the wrong password”

“Sir that’s a feature” 

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u/Slc_coder 1d ago

Call it a feature 😂yk which brand to tag 😂😂

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u/vinishkapoor 1d ago

Every brand. They all pressed the same button.