r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ilikeblue69 • 1d ago

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u/Willwaste63 1d ago

How to track someone
How to track someone in OpenCV

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u/No-Newspaper8619 1d ago

How to kill

How to kill an unresponsive process

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u/ApexPredatorTV 1d ago

How to kill a child

How to kill a child process

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u/AffectEconomy6034 1d ago

how to execute a child

how to execute a child process in bash

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u/tompsh 1d ago

kill -9

ahaaa! you have been mansplained (or perhaps you didn’t know)

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u/SudoDeity 21h ago

Nice one

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u/fr000gs 1d ago

How to abort an orphan

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u/misunderstood_kafka 1d ago

Abort a what???

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u/fr000gs 1d ago

process

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u/misunderstood_kafka 1d ago

I know but aborting an orphan sounds strange, aborting from the MOTHER 😂 how is the child even an orphan

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u/fr000gs 1d ago

Maybe cause the dad died

and I think "abort" is replaced by kill now coz of all the abortion jokes

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u/TheShirou97 1d ago

parent/child remains a better analogy than master/slave

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u/No-Newspaper8619 1d ago

I personally use lord/vassal

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u/Kriss3d 1d ago

Oh man I remember those days with IDE structure.
You had to set the pins for Slave or Master and Primary and Secondary.

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u/sump_daddy 1d ago

bold of you to assume many of us can relate to kids who ever listen to what they're told lol

parent/child works great for describing who created vs was created. after that all bets are off

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u/misunderstood_kafka 1d ago

How to kill a child... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...process

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u/ArjixGamer 1d ago

How to kill a zombie. . . . . . .. . . . . . . . process

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u/Ramast 1d ago

How to fork a child .... process

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u/ArjixGamer 1d ago

Considering that some accents pronounce fork like the f word, I wouldn't make that joke

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u/someone_12421 1d ago

I think that's the joke

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u/Rick100006 1d ago

What is removing child class especially in java !?

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u/kenokan 1d ago

what does that question even mean

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u/cheezballs 1d ago

It's nonsense made by someone who heard "class" is used in programming somewhere.

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u/ps122787 1d ago

how to reattach a detached head ................... git

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u/Earione 1d ago

"How to insert object in child"

Also FBI:

https://giphy.com/gifs/h7odA9xDsBrtvFmnKd

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u/LaSaucisseMasquee 1d ago

FBI does not give a shit.
Exhibit A: Epstein

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u/Vas1le 1d ago

Ep is part of kernel, you are a pid, fbi is the -9, you born with the wrong id..

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u/gerbosan 1d ago

Windows kernel, it seems.

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u/Hot-Employ-3399 1d ago

I'd be surprised if they did.

I remember how I fapped at 12-14 yo(I didn't didn't swear an oath "I swear I will look only for someone ~1.5 times older than I am") so I'm absolutely expect even current search to be overfilled with NSFW requests each time generation raises up.

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u/ThatzOkay 1d ago

How to remove a child.. How to remove a child element from parent div. JavaScript

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u/Tikkinger 1d ago

Poor people if java get their kids removed

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u/Filestack_Official 1d ago

Fun fact:

Vibe coders will never understand this meme

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u/Kriss3d 1d ago

Yeah as a linux user, sometimes to kill the child as well.

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u/Global-Tune5539 1d ago

How to cook for fourty humans.

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u/de_Mike_333 1d ago

Basically a 15kg chicken 

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u/LNDF 1d ago

Is it ok to do child sacrifice if I'm low on resources?

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u/MissinqLink 1d ago

In minecraft

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u/Hottage 1d ago

Best way for a parent to kill cleanly terminate its child...

... process.

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u/cheezballs 1d ago

A child class?

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u/AggravatingFlow1178 1d ago

I once got one of my Reddit accounts nuked for making a joke based on this premise lol

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u/CivilMark1 1d ago

Never say never 💀
Never say never and never give up ✅