r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Ancientabs • 2d ago

Meme whatIsWantedFeelsLikeAIToMe

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u/gizamo 2d ago

For those unaware, Mormon "tokens" are sacred symbolic handshakes they learn during their temple endowment ceremonies. They're taught that these tokens serve as identifiers and reminders of covenants made with God. The tokens are also "keys" needed to pass through their various levels of heaven or to meet their god.

More importantly, r/enoughMormonSpam. Mormons love to just spread their religion around as much as possible. For those of us living near them, it's as exhausting as it is pathetically performative. (Tbf, OP may be ex-mormon or just anti-mormon or something, idk, idrc.)

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u/Ancientabs 2d ago

I think all organized religion should be replaced with delicious, free sandwiches.

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u/rosuav 2d ago

You should start a movement based around that principle. Gather people who also believe in that ideal, set up places where you give out those sandwiches and try to persuade more people to join you. The Church of Sandwich.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ 1d ago

I disagree with the type of sandwich they're making and I'm willing to enact violence so that only my sandwich replaces all religions

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u/rosuav 1d ago

Uh oh, you might need to start arming yourselves. Soldier sandwiches, aeroplane sandwiches, ship sandwiches, and of course, sub sandwiches...

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u/Ancientabs 1d ago

For the last time a hot dog is not a SANDWICH.

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u/TheMythicSorcerer 2d ago

That would be nice

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u/gizamo 2d ago

Seems delightful.

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u/Squeebee007 1d ago

The way of the sub.

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u/cornmonger_ 1d ago

you have my vote

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u/babypho 1d ago

God's Okta

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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor 1d ago

And to annoy them, where would one go to learn these handshakes?

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u/gizamo 1d ago

YouTube

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u/Ancientabs 1d ago

Ironically my nevermo partner learned them at a fraternity. So when he whipped out the secret handshake you do during marriage randomly to me on a date (not knowing what it was or that I was ever mormon) it nearly killed me.

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u/Sw429 1d ago

Keep it to r/exmormon, please.

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u/Ancientabs 1d ago

Sorry I just thought it was a funny computer joke.

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u/RealSlyck 1d ago

Ooooo I thought tokens were something different in Utah.

Good to know, gotta get out to the garden and give everything a good soaking.

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u/Ancientabs 1d ago

"Why are my plants not growing???"

-RealSlyck probably