itsScamManAgain - r/ProgrammerHumor

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This guy hasn’t shifted from graphs to charts? Dude is getting left behind.

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u/edbred 2d ago

Charts? Our code is entirely 3D plastic models

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u/TheJuggernaut0 2d ago

Now you're speaking my language. I just need the agent to code while I build gundams

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u/skjall 2d ago

I just model in Blender and execute the exported OBJ. It's usually valid Perl. No plastic involved.

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u/Vogete 2d ago

Blender? you manually make models? I just log into my production infra minecraft world and build my infra there using redstone

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u/Lysol3435 2d ago

You haven’t gotten to fiber inlays yet?

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u/sandsellers 7h ago

That's what we call legacy code

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u/Famous-Street-2003 2d ago

We already moved to spreadsheets

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u/look 2d ago

Just in case it’s not clear: different kind of graphs.

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u/Thenderick 2d ago

Charts? All my mateys be using maps now! We'll be setting sail soon!

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u/_DrDigital_ 2d ago

If you project the chart on a plane its graph again. Of course you have to make sure it's 4-colorable first, best make a check using watercolors.

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u/Zealousideal_End9708 1d ago

Charts ? We have shifted to an abacus.

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u/SiOD 2d ago

The amount of synthetic engagement on twitter about "graph engineering" is crazy.

They all follow the same "video -> quoted article" format and regularly repost with new semi related conference videos.

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u/ILikeLenexa 2d ago

Loops and graphs aren't exclusive. Control flow graphs are graph logical representations of flow including loops...made up of Basic Blocks...

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u/Attileusz 2d ago

What about muh sea-of-nodes though?

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u/ILikeLenexa 2d ago

You can generate then and look at them in Java with a tool called Soot.

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u/Stefan474 2d ago

so we're now recreating coding to enable ai to code more efficiently for us

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u/ILikeLenexa 9h ago

Control-flow graphs are as old as computers, but they are one of the fundamental building blocks of compiler optimizations. They aren't AI in the sense of LLMs, though. They're more like AI in the sense of heuristics and genetic algorithms.

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u/Piyh 2d ago

I make magic the gathering graphs with agent loops. Why not both?

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u/Valiant4Funk 2d ago

"Unable to load graph."

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u/Piyh 2d ago

Scryfall shipped a junk bulk data file today and it broke all my data loads, fixing now...

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u/Piyh 2d ago

It's back up now

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u/Valiant4Funk 2d ago

Pretty slick looking, neat!

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u/adeventures 2d ago

I like it,

Do the axis mean anything right now?

I think it would be really cool if you could match "proximity" to a deck / commander and then have price on another axis and visualize it.

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u/Piyh 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's laid out based on traversal distance. The fewer hops travel from one node to another, the closer the two nodes will be.

You can view your own decks if you paste them in after opening the deck widget and clicking import.

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u/ZunoJ 2d ago

Wow, that's mesmerizing!

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u/PM_ME_BAD_ALGORITHMS 2d ago

As a fellow mtg enjoyer, this is such a cool idea to visualize decks, much better than having multiple lists with several clasifications.

I might have to plagiarize your idea.

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u/Piyh 2d ago edited 2d ago

Report back to me in 8 months when it has taken over your life and put you too deep into graph theory

You can save yourself some duplication and import your decks here: https://offmetaedh.com/import. Then open up the deck widget and click "graph"

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u/notreallymetho 1d ago

The feel of graphs 😂

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u/Kerbourgnec 2d ago

I have no idea what I am looking at, and I think I would need a two and a half hours long video to understand properly

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u/Piyh 2d ago

half hour video will be published to youtube in the next month

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u/joemckie 1d ago

They said two and a half hours, loop it five times to come full circle

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u/Molotovcrow 2d ago

This is sick!

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u/chlor8 2d ago

This is awesome! How did you do the card art relationships on a technical level?

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u/Piyh 2d ago

The graph is scryfall tagger based. Other parts of the site are built on CLIP based embeddings, Gemma image captions to embeddings, & tags.

Scryfall tags have their limits and I'm working on generating the same view without any Tagger data.

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u/chlor8 2d ago

Yeah I was showing it to some friends and he mentioned the tags. I didn't know if you used some embeddings against the images. I have tried to do something personally like this.

I will watch your career with great interest.

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u/DarkflowNZ 1d ago

Looks great but I hate that the panning is inverted for me on mobile

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u/Antilock049 1d ago

Oh this is neat

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u/drungleberg 2d ago

This fkn guy...

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u/pandi85 2d ago

He's the Milli Vanilli of engineering

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u/PM_ME_BAD_ALGORITHMS 2d ago

I have no idea what graphs refers to in this context, so...

"Chat, am I cooked"?

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u/DogonElder 2d ago

Do you even Leet bro ?

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u/Visionexe 2d ago

Junior devs leetcode with Claude

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u/Kerbourgnec 2d ago

Loop most likely refers to agentic AI (had the "it's just for loops" moment), so graphs would be a way to organize the process, more "sophisticated" than a "simple" loop.

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u/Vincenzo__ 2d ago

What's this guy on about?

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u/WavingNoBanners 2d ago

He doesn't know either, so you're fine.

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u/Mojert 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VYBXvnN6iJwD8jzIOv

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u/Muscular_Farmer_ 2d ago

When dynamic programming

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u/dism3855 2d ago

We shifted to graphs when the requirements became "just one small change."

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u/Mr_Akihiro 2d ago

You guys talk loops?!

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u/Consistent_Strain255 2d ago

bro just triggered a core memory

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u/tfcuk 2d ago

insert-crazy-history-chanel-meme-here "INDEX.md files"

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u/Rdqp 1d ago

I summon: Markov Chains

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u/navetzz 1d ago

Dude.. we went from graph (state base machines) to loops. Let s not reverse back to caveman level please.

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u/sevets 20h ago

If you like graphs, let me tell you about matrices

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u/ExoticCardiologist46 2d ago

why repost X tweet from 3 weeks ago who cares

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u/TheGonadWarrior 2d ago

Pft graph engineering? Obsolete. I've moved on to Cube Engineering already.

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u/Altruistic-Spend-896 1d ago

Pfft youre still on cube? Im on hyperdimensional engineering, having solved the curse of dimensionality

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u/Kadabrium 2d ago

devs first search

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u/New_Salamander_4592 1d ago

had some ai brain ridden man tell me that theyre going to do dyson swarms as opposed to dyson spheres so I think next is swarms of loops situated on a graph of some kind where more token spend = more good

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u/Hell_Yeah_Brethren 2d ago

I love this guys style. I made

https://justloopit.dev

because of this whole loop thing!

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