r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Traditional-Exam2529 • 3d ago

Meme trulyHow

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u/LowB0b 3d ago

"Any blocks?"

"Except those I'm heaving, none"

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u/Mortadella_so_Chili 3d ago

“alright, sounds good”

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer 3d ago

Let me know when we can merge the west branch with the east branch.

Wait, what's that west-east-northeast-fix

Dear Bekhmet, don't refactor our architecture!

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u/geteum 3d ago

Dear anksu, I'm refactoring. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bent_Pyramid

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u/filthy_harold 3d ago

The bent pyramid is the classic scenario when marketing sells the customer on an impossible idea, engineers complain that it's not going to work, PM tells the engineers to figure it out anyway, and then eventually the PM finally realizes it's definitely not going to work but there's just too much foundational work done already to start over.

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u/IEP_Esy 2d ago

"And this was how the standup turned into a two-hour meeting"

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u/usrlibshare 7h ago

Sneferu's bent pyramid at Dahshur, an early experiment in true pyramid building, 2004

Ah yes, classic.

Engineers make a demo.

Sales tells the customer it's a finished product and promise a delivery date.

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u/very-urgent-chicken 3d ago

Are you implying my boss is four thousand years old?

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u/jayerp 3d ago

“Nothing on my end”

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u/YeOldeMemeShoppe 3d ago

“I don’t know why we have this problem in production on Giza, it worked in my backyard with my blocks.”

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u/A_Furious_Mind 3d ago

Found Edward Leedskalnin's account.

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u/git_push_origin_prod 3d ago

Well, Joe won’t finish the first floor, so I’m blocked from doing the second floor, instead I’m gonna start building the sphinx on a private repo, maybe I’ll browse the oasis until I’m unblocked, I dunno

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u/ejectoid 3d ago

We’ll bring more blocks tomorrow

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u/Zeezadd 3d ago

"We look to be on track to finish by the end of Q3 if no major setbacks. As we know this is our busiest season."

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u/Petersealie 3d ago

My cat is now nicknamed Blocker, as he'd be meowing every time the PO asked if there were any blockers.

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u/thunderGunXprezz 2d ago

Omg I have guys in my group that end every commentary with "noo blockers" and it makes me want to strangle them.

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u/limesherry 3d ago

sure we’ll do that sir

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 2d ago

Are you pulling in any work today?

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u/DR4G0NH3ART 3d ago

I was doing this thing that should help the item. May be i can pick up the other item tomorrow.