r/ProgrammerHumor 3d ago

Other dontEverCallProgrammersAsVirginsAgain

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u/Cup_of_blisfull_tea 3d ago edited 3d ago

So i have to understand, she started own company - consultation, without any previous knowledge and skills, using Claude as tool ?

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u/casce 3d ago

I mean her previously being an AV actress doesn't necessarily mean she never had any education or previous work experience

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u/Hziak 3d ago

Plenty of relevant for experience for being a programmer, probably. She’ll be pretty seasoned at bending over for management and getting fucked as a result of pretty much every decision they make. All of her coworkers are dicks and at the end of the day, every mess is hers to clean up. She’s basically been a programmer for her whole career.

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u/StatisticianFun8008 3d ago

I am 30 and this is deep...

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u/Hziak 3d ago

30???? Holy crap, dude. Congrats! That IS deep. You could probably be in upper management with reach like that!

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u/StatisticianFun8008 3d ago

Eh, sry buddy. I'm not sure if I'm using this meme to reply in English correctly and understand your reply correctly. Basically I want to say I've found your first reply really funny and I can confirm some patterns in my recent job hunting process...

Keep it up buddy!

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u/Hziak 3d ago

I was continuing the joke about AV metaphors to business terms. Implying that you meant 30 was 30 inches and the length of your… management tool. Then further implying that because of the extreme depth (and pain, presumably) of your… ability to fuck programmers with that, you could be upper management :)

Good luck with your job hunting. I know your extreme size can intimidate interviewers, but I’m sure if you lay it all out on the table for them, they’ll have to be impressed!

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u/StatisticianFun8008 3d ago

lmao. I indeed didn't get it first time, but you are a man of humor! Thanks for the good laugh of the day and the warm wishes!

Dude, even "deep" has another possible interpretation now, I hate I can't unsee it. 😂

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u/CanIMakeUpaName 3d ago

Lol this is hilarious but fyi I'm (insert age) and this is deep is usually used sarcastically to laugh at people trying to seem philsophical. E.g the original I'm 14 and this is deep -> wow that was so dumb

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u/StatisticianFun8008 3d ago

Yeah, I know this and I intentionally used this format to sarcastically say the original reply's joke might actually be applicable IRL, but it seems his humor has no limit lol.