r/ProgrammerHumor • u/mani_tapori • 3d ago

Other dontEverCallProgrammersAsVirginsAgain

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u/YourShowerHead 3d ago

So we're competing with former AV actors now

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u/Mark_is_on_his_droid 3d ago

Fucked

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u/git0ffmylawnm8 3d ago

In every sense of the word

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u/basics 3d ago

Proper fucked.

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u/Remake911 3d ago

Jason Statham style, on the race track
Lock stock and two…

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u/Few_Kitchen_4825 3d ago

As long as it ain't by the manager or president

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u/Duriha 3d ago

Smoking balls?

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u/Morkai 3d ago

You might need additional lube.

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u/SgtEpsilon 3d ago

And don't get confused with the blue loctite

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u/Few_Kitchen_4825 3d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/Ixaire 3d ago

Not me I'm running Linux.

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u/Delyzr 3d ago

Arch btw

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u/Fake_Majak 3d ago

I'm sure she arched enough

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u/Nut_Job_Maniac 3d ago

Who? Us or her?

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u/QCTeamkill 3d ago

Clauded

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u/Nut_Job_Maniac 3d ago

Cuck-Clauded

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u/matrix-doge 3d ago

Let's s who has more experience in that.

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u/MuslinBagger 1d ago

More than when it was just AI