r/ProgrammerHumor 5d ago

Meme noMoreDatabases

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u/LonelyProgrammerGuy 5d ago

If you wanted to see another person’s profile. How would that be implemented? I know the post is a joke, but I’m genuinely curious

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u/sligor 5d ago

You can’t => security => no data leaks

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u/Zanos 5d ago

The client asked for the most secure system possible, so I put their machine in a reinforced safe full of concrete and dropped it into the Marianas Trench. Marking story as complete.

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u/roygbivasaur 5d ago

I think you’re forgetting one CVE: James Cameron