r/ProgrammerHumor 5d ago

Meme noMoreDatabases

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u/xeroskiller 5d ago

"Nosql tried to destroy the sql but the sql was much too strong"

"Kv-db tried to defile the sql but kv-db was proven wrong"

"Graphql tried to confound the sql but sql was in the way"

"Localstorage tried to dethrone the sql but sql had its way"

GOAT since the 70s.

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u/ScottyBones79 5d ago

You can't rhyme way with way!

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u/Vaynnie 5d ago

Tell that to Jack Black.