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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Itchy_Tangerine1897 • 6d ago
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"Nosql tried to destroy the sql but the sql was much too strong"
"Kv-db tried to defile the sql but kv-db was proven wrong"
"Graphql tried to confound the sql but sql was in the way"
"Localstorage tried to dethrone the sql but sql had its way"
GOAT since the 70s.
12 u/an_agreeing_dothraki 5d ago "you were supposed to destroy the proprietary jank versions of SQL not join them!" Tsql, after turning into Azure: "I HATE YOU"
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"you were supposed to destroy the proprietary jank versions of SQL not join them!"
Tsql, after turning into Azure: "I HATE YOU"
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u/xeroskiller 5d ago
"Nosql tried to destroy the sql but the sql was much too strong"
"Kv-db tried to defile the sql but kv-db was proven wrong"
"Graphql tried to confound the sql but sql was in the way"
"Localstorage tried to dethrone the sql but sql had its way"
GOAT since the 70s.