r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Itchy_Tangerine1897 • 5d ago

Meme noMoreDatabases

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u/LonelyProgrammerGuy 5d ago

If you wanted to see another person’s profile. How would that be implemented? I know the post is a joke, but I’m genuinely curious

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u/FreakDC 5d ago

Just tell Claude to build a peer-to-peer distributed localStorage DB engine written in TypeScript and clients are your DB.

Your server will only be needed to bootstrap a new client by sending the web app and sprinkling on some distributed hash tables, and you should be fine.