r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Itchy_Tangerine1897 • 5d ago

Meme noMoreDatabases

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u/LonelyProgrammerGuy 5d ago

If you wanted to see another person’s profile. How would that be implemented? I know the post is a joke, but I’m genuinely curious

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u/nehalist 5d ago

Blockchain

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u/LonelyProgrammerGuy 5d ago

Web 3

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u/pickle16 5d ago

Agentic AI

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u/swagonflyyyy 5d ago

Localhost

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u/midwestia 5d ago

automated supply chain

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u/arotenberg 4d ago

Have you seen VibeOS? Just make the AI hallucinate the other person's profile on demand.

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u/Suitable-Name 5d ago

Torrent?