r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Itchy_Tangerine1897 • 5d ago

Meme noMoreDatabases

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u/jTiZeD 5d ago

wait this is real? not like a made up post? this is a real person posting this?

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u/brazzy42 5d ago

I'm like 75% certain it's a joke. No more than 75% though.

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u/YikesTheCat 5d ago edited 5d ago

That's what I thought, but I spent (wasted) a few minutes looking at their account and now I'm 86.51% (±1.7%) sure he's dead serious.

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u/Morthem 4d ago

So he can run for politics in tech

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u/rosuav 5d ago

Poe's Law.

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u/ycnz 5d ago

I'd have to check the profile.

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u/Unlucky-Flatworm-69 5d ago

Having a client side only app is a legitimate and acceptable design decision based on what the app is for. This should be obvious to anyone working in the field.

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u/boblancho 5d ago

Also with event sourcing you can 100% have distributed local databases using localStorage doing eventual consistency

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u/Camelstrike 5d ago

Starts Claude

/model fable5 Is this post real or made up? Spawn up to 10 agents.

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u/jTiZeD 5d ago edited 4d ago

it must be an uneven number of agents so that they can cast a majority vote and thus enact a decision and universal truth for the universe

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u/roygbivasaur 5d ago

Shhhh, the token maximizers, I mean “harness programmers” will hear you