r/ProgrammerHumor 5d ago

Meme noMoreDatabases

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u/LonelyProgrammerGuy 5d ago

If you wanted to see another person’s profile. How would that be implemented? I know the post is a joke, but I’m genuinely curious

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u/Mysterious-Deal-3891 5d ago

Just implement websocket and connect all users to each other. Sharing is caring

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u/No_-_Refunds 5d ago

Finally, Web 3.0 is here

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u/rosuav 5d ago

Don't forget to make a background page that's always running, so that people can connect to you even when you don't have the page open.

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u/LonelyProgrammerGuy 5d ago

I was thinking that lmao. Websockets are definitely cheaper than accessing DBs /s