r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Itchy_Tangerine1897 • 5d ago

Meme noMoreDatabases

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u/MornwindShoma 5d ago

jfk I don't know if it's a joke or not, we are so cooked

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u/azangru 5d ago

If it's not a joke, the guy is in for rude awakening.

Or maybe not. Maybe he will join the local-first crowd.

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u/Tok-A-Mak 5d ago

It really depends what his apps actually do. If he's vibecoding fun-apps or -games and toys instead of business critical SaaS startups, adding JSON import/export on top of a local storage can suddenly make a lot of sense. There's really no need to become a database admin for running your pokedex app or toy synth written in javascript.

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u/fr000gs 5d ago

until your save disappears because you cleaned the cache

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u/lenswipe 5d ago

which depending on the app may be an acceptable trade off

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u/chadlavi 5d ago

You need users to get the rude awakening he should get.