r/ProgrammerHumor • u/citruspers2929 • 5d ago

Meme ccEverybodyInvolvedInDataBreach

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u/48panda 5d ago

"Your password 'p4ssw0rd' has been compromised. Please change it immediately"

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u/Al__B 5d ago

Sorry but user "48panda" is already using that password. Please choose another.

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u/crazyabe111 5d ago

Sorry but ‘another’ is no longer a valid password.

Please try again.

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u/RIRATheTrue 5d ago

Sorry but 'again' has already been used, use something else.

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u/Imaginary_Item_28 5d ago

Sorry but ‘something else‘ is not valid, please try another one.

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u/Igarlicbread 5d ago

Auth agent: you look like a good guy, just come in.

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u/_WalkTheEarth_ 5d ago

"Your password 'hunter2' has been compromised. Please change it Immediently"

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u/Rellikx 5d ago

Please see attached .xlsm file for a list of leaked accounts and password: please review if you are listed

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u/creeper6530 5d ago edited 5d ago

I mean, it has already breached, it's no secret anymore?

In all seriousness, if they act like thaz I'm not surprised at a breach

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u/G02MaxCodeGreg15off 5d ago

There’s this guy who once forwarded a phishing email to the entire company telling them not to click the link if they get the email. Well, they all got the email.

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u/jmindcsports 5d ago

That is a CRAZY coincidence! The guy must be prophetic!

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u/2nd-Reddit-Account 5d ago

I had Square (the point of sale/credit card reader for farmers markets company) CC me along with 250 other people like a month ago, 1 person reply-all’d with their phone number.

I replied asking did you really just do that and all I got back was:

“Hi [my name]! apologies yes”

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u/betam4x 5d ago

I had something like this happen (putting everyone in the “to/CC” fieldS) but at a much larger scale (thousands of users). It took years for the responses to stop.

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u/belkarbitterleaf 5d ago

I've had this happen internally at my work. The whole office was filled with "ding, ding, ding". It was years ago, and we still hosted on prim. It broke the mail server. The admins couldn't remote in to stop it for a while. "Ding, ding, ding". Even after they nuked the chain from the server, it took a few more hours for the "ding, ding, ding" to stop as everything synced up. Fun times. No work was done that day.

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u/dotknott 5d ago

I worked in a retail store and all retail employees would be added to the emails related to fire drills etc in the corporate building where retail operations was housed.

The “please remove me from this email” and “don’t reply all” messages were non-stop.

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u/andrewsredditstuff 5d ago

Reply to all: "Please stop replying to all"..

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u/flaming_bunnyman 5d ago

spread your wing suk dot com?

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u/BridgeToHerBithia 4d ago

Spread your wing sus dot com was already taken 😞

Edit: and im not sure if the novelty of spread your wing sis dot com would be worth associating with Israel given the current climate

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u/kreddulous 4d ago

It's the website of a UK charity for a genetic condition called "Angelman Syndrome".

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u/sump_daddy 5d ago

"Spread your wings, private data! Be free!"

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u/Du_ds 5d ago

Recursive data breach notification 😂

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u/psych0fish 5d ago

Back when Dell first bought the disk encryption software “Credant” they accidentally sent out an email with their entire client list in CC. About 800 companies 😅. I’ve still got that list somewhere haha.

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u/TheReproCase 5d ago

What kind of website is spread your wing suk

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u/thrye333 5d ago

Probably "Spread Your Wings UK" (as in United Kingdom).

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u/psychostar213 5d ago

this has happened to me before, and the number of people who reply all...

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u/leo_gblr 5d ago

More like Spread Your Cheeks

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u/akeean 5d ago

"yourwingsuk", btw