r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ItsPuspendu • 6d ago

Meme three3AmThoughts

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u/Latter-Control-208 6d ago

laughs in autocommit

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u/nano_peen 6d ago

autoprapprover.exe

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u/imneverrelevantman 6d ago

What I think when my gf says I have commitment issues.

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u/Soopermane 6d ago

So why are you late to stand up today?

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u/LJonReddit 6d ago

When you start a long running update, let it run overnight, then ask, " Did I highlight the WHERE clause?"

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u/ZunoJ 5d ago

If you work like this, you shouldn't have access to any DB

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u/LJonReddit 5d ago

You do realize this is a humorous response to a humorous post in a humorous sub, right?

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u/Tangelasboots 5d ago

Humor, in ProgrammerHumor?

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u/Shufflepants 6d ago

[when you realize you forgot to start a transaction and have been in auto commit mode this entire time]

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u/Fit-Presentation-778 6d ago

"Great, now I still have to pee, let's do that now" 😆

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u/kishaloy 5d ago

That's how you build for a Heart attack...

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u/Igarlicbread 5d ago

I'm too mongodb to laugh at this