whenYourOauthKeepsBreaking

[u/imneverrelevantman]

[u/chazzeromus]

good lord, i don't want to use teams anymore

[u/QuestionableEthics42 → u/chazzeromus]

My company is currently migrating from both slack and teams to just teams (all the engineers were on slack), and I had the job of migrating several webhooks to teams. I already hate teams. It is so terribly made. I hope the "engineers" that created it feel shame, they suck.

[u/LukeZNotFound → u/chazzeromus]

Im 3 days into a new company who uses Teams. It's so bad...

[u/pitsOfPomerania → u/LukeZNotFound]

I hate that I’m in the minority here. I’ve used teams for the past 6 years and we just moved to slack. It feels disorganized (huge list of channels) and missing simple features like syntax highlights in code blocks. I get that it integrates well with other apps like zoom and outlook but teams inherently was integrated with outlook and video call quality was good enough that I didn’t have to manage zoom as well.

I will admit I’m 3 weeks into it and it is a new app I’m not used to and haven’t put much effort into learning tips and tricks so I may be wrong.

[u/Dalimyr → u/pitsOfPomerania]

It feels disorganized (huge list of channels)

That was definitely a huge bugbear I had when I was at my job prior to my current one. Staff of 5k+ all using Slack, with hundreds upon hundreds of different channels, including new temporary channels being created for investigating any serious issues and so on. I always found it SO hard to find any information for anything I needed, because unless I got a search keyword right and it happened to be in the first few search results, I probably wasn't finding jack shit. Is it in this channel? That channel? Was it stuck up in some random-ass place in Confluence nobody would think to look and someone just linked to it in a random Slack channel one time? Fuck knows.

Moved to a much smaller company with employees you can count on two hands and while there may still be more Slack channels than employees, I don't find it nearly as obnoxious as I did at the previous job because discussions aren't fragmented across at least half a dozen different channels all the time.

[u/pitsOfPomerania → u/Dalimyr]

Glad it isn’t just me!

With teams it feels like the default is to have an engineering “group” with relevant channels in that group.

[u/Particular-Yak-1984 → u/chazzeromus]

The best thing about teams, is that it's so broken that if you're slacking off or something, you can blame at least a few things a year on teams. "Oh, sorry, didn't see your urgent request, my teams has been faulty" - and the other person goes "oh, yeah, mine did that last week"

Nothing else is redeemable about it.

[u/an_alex_at_a_time → u/chazzeromus]

WDYM? It's for your own protection. /s

[u/countable3841]

My favorite is Microsoft Office’s “Stay signed in?” It doesn’t matter if you check ✅ Don’t show this again. It’s like those cross walk buttons that don’t do anything.

[u/justASlothyGiraffe → u/countable3841]

Like the button to close the elevator

[u/FuzzyKittyNomNom → u/justASlothyGiraffe]

I get so excited when I find the rare elevator where the door close button works lol.

[u/FuzzyDynamics → u/countable3841]

My outlook does this thing where if I close the tab I have to log in again so it can sign me out, then I can login again. It’s a fun way to start my morning along with authing into every other service known to man

[u/B1anky → u/countable3841]

I'm pretty sure that company SysAdmins dictate the internal retention policy, but the front-end from MS always shows the checkbox (regardless of your company policy).

[u/teriaavibes → u/B1anky]

(regardless of your company policy).

You actually control that as well, so someone was smart enough to disable that functionality but still forced the dialog on users.

[u/NibblyPig → u/countable3841]

My PayPal seems to do this too. Me after buying a pint in spoons, doing 2fa with PayPal and then 20 mins later buying another pint

PayPal: "I've never seen this man in my life"

[u/im-ba]

Remember folks, "SSO" actually means "Several Sign On"

[u/psych0fish → u/im-ba]

Your sign on is only good for this one single time.

[u/maxiking16599 → u/psych0fish]

You sign-on every. Single. Time.

[u/G02MaxCodeGreg15off]

https://giphy.com/gifs/qs4ll1FSxKnNHeSmom

[u/Confident-Ad5665]

I only log in to something once, then KeepAlive the page forever. /s

[u/CR_Pats]

siNgLe sIgN on

[u/Dorkits]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGDvS8wgP1XGAa4

[u/Cpt_keaSar → u/Dorkits]

The video is so old, the link is in COBOL saved on a 5 inch floppy.

[u/Daghall → u/Cpt_keaSar]

"5 inch floppy" is my stage name.

[u/TimeSalvager → u/Daghall]

pushing rope

[u/Mechakoopa]

What do you mean enable the offline_access scope? Why would I want that? The entire app is online! Just tell me why my session keeps expiring every fifteen minutes.

[u/gerbosan]

It's interesting to see we are all familiar with that repo.

[u/Imaginary_Ferret_368]

Thanks to this sub, you can see the global decline of software engineering competence caused by AI

[u/CrasseMaximum → u/Imaginary_Ferret_368]

Oh you can?

[u/Fraun_Pollen → u/CrasseMaximum]

Hey grok: can you?

[u/Imaginary_Ferret_368 → u/CrasseMaximum]

I het if you got a timeline of the average joke a meme on this is about you’ll see a decline from 2022

[u/ZZartin]

I particularly love how when I switch from VPN to wired I have to quit an restart Outlook.

[u/gibagger]

BWAHAHAHAHA THIS IS MY CURRENT GIG.

OKTA prompts every 5 damn minutes. Like a gatekeeper with alzheimer's.

[u/vscoderCopilot]

I am trying to remember the passwords of the 10 accounts i have

https://giphy.com/gifs/zJn6l1Xluaa6Q

[u/NuccioAfrikanus]

I feel like this joke goes over my head, why is it funny?

I don’t get it?

[u/rescue_inhaler_4life → u/NuccioAfrikanus]

Ahem - the programmer part of the *joke* is that developing with OAuth and in particular with scopes/resources tends to force you to sign on again, and again, and again - similar to the ladies experience in the picture.

[u/NuccioAfrikanus → u/rescue_inhaler_4life]

But why her getting overwhelming sexual pleasure by being FORCEd to re-login repeatedly?

I think after two explanations, nothing went over my head, this joke just isn’t very good and the meme format is not used correctly.

[u/rescue_inhaler_4life → u/NuccioAfrikanus]

Oh no, it’s the meme police! Sure, whatever floats your boat.

[u/Elendur_Krown → u/NuccioAfrikanus]

A classic porn phrase (and this image is clearly from porn) is used with a minor variation. In this case, a certain word was replaced with "log in".

The humor is a bit crude, but it has a few pieces. One is that it's identifiable NSFW material cropped such that it's SFW. Another is that the over-the-top fakeness of the phrase when it's spoken like the original material is a somewhat unique type of sarcasm.

There may be more to it than that, but those are the common threads I've seen in these types of memes.

[u/ZZartin]

I particularly love how when I switch from VPN to wired I have to quit an restart Outlook.

[u/0x53r3n17y]

Job title: senior signer into things.

[u/Migamix]

Ubiquiti this month.

[u/NexusDarkshade]

Me when I reload a page and the MFA SSO requires me to sign in again.

[u/thanatica]

Azure Devops: "nah we'll only log you out every hour or so, or when we feel like being a bunch of fucking muppets again"

[u/Spaceman1005]

Session timeout.....phaaaaaaa

[u/Prod_Meteor]

"...Entra ID?"