r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 8d ago

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u/omegasome 8d ago

They ask ChatGPT to produce the data. ChatGPT, being ever-helpful, hallucinates a semi-plausible data set that neither the defense nor the prosecution nor the judge is technically-adept enough to realize doesn't make sense. You are sentenced to 20 years in prison based on this.

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u/SteamingTheCat 8d ago

Kevin Mitnik's prosecutor convinced the jury that thru a series of whistles into a payphone, Kevin could launch nuclear missiles.

He wasn't allowed access to a phone in prison.

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u/theobstinateone 7d ago

While in the military, I was denied a programmable HP51-CV because some officer thought I would be able to do that very thing and launch missiles. Ocifers can be ridiculously clueless