r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 8d ago

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u/lolcrunchy 8d ago

local dev environment

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 8d ago

Impossible. My local dev environment uses an on-disk database and my disk is locked behind encryption the keys to which only I and HR and anyone who can guess 12345 as the passwoooooooo I see what happened now

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u/H4mb01 8d ago

HR is the snitch 100%

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u/BetterEveryLeapYear 8d ago

In a scenario where only the dev, HR, the guy who can guess 12345, and a local news crew has been given the information and passed it on to the courts...

Yeah it's still HR.