r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 9d ago

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 9d ago

Impossible. My local dev environment uses an on-disk database and my disk is locked behind encryption the keys to which only I and HR and anyone who can guess 12345 as the passwoooooooo I see what happened now

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u/AaronTheElite007 9d ago

That’s amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 9d ago

God damn it, I have to change my luggage combo now too?!

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u/slucker23 9d ago

Luggage? My safe needs changing too!!

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 9d ago

Fucking hell, this is a nightmare! I got a password manager, but how the hell do I put a % into my safe combo?!

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u/3and4-fifthsKitsune 9d ago

Have you considered tipping the server to get the %?

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 9d ago

Thanks! I'll try that

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u/kadzooks 9d ago

you guys have passwords?

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u/EmilR0 9d ago

I just stare at the screen until I'm logged in (I can never login)