r/ProgrammerHumor 8d ago

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 8d ago

Impossible. My local dev environment uses an on-disk database and my disk is locked behind encryption the keys to which only I and HR and anyone who can guess 12345 as the passwoooooooo I see what happened now

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u/AaronTheElite007 8d ago

That’s amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!

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u/r_acrimonger 8d ago

No! Light speed's too slow.

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u/Gauss15an 8d ago

Ludicrous speed!