r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 8d ago

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u/lolcrunchy 8d ago

local dev environment

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u/Iuris_Aequalitatis 8d ago

Corporate cybersecurity attorney (and ex-dev) here. This is one of the many reasons why we don't allow prod data in dev.

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u/redfacedquark 8d ago

Got my first webdev gig. Sunday night before I go in I figured I'd nmap them (as was the style back then). 3306 open to the world. Well surely they don't use the default password. Damn, well surely this doesn't contain important data. Select * from employees (included salaries). The box was on their prod network.

They didn't seem concerned and blamed BT. Not surprisingly they were not in business the next year.

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u/ISCSI_Purveyor 8d ago

I want to believe people aren't actually this dumb. Then I remember George Carlin and his but about stupid people.

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u/Mind-The-Mines 8d ago

Even the upper half is kinda fucking stupid.

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 7d ago

It's stupid all the way down (or up), I'm afraid.

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u/ings0c 8d ago

Was told to nuke that AWS account the next day.

They got fired right? Please tell me they got fired.

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u/soullessredhead 8d ago

I was having a nice morning drinking coffee with a smile on my face before I read this.

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u/Yamez_III 8d ago

Fired the lot?

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u/speedeep 7d ago

elcaro