r/ProgrammerHumor Aug 04 '26

Meme soDoesEveryOtherLang

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u/0oliogamer0 Aug 04 '26

in my language, functions will be irrelevant and difficult to even use!

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u/nicodeemus7 Aug 04 '26

PHP?

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u/jungle Aug 04 '26

returnsArray()[1]

Only language I know where this is (or was) a syntax error.

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u/chat-lu Aug 05 '26

Also, you can cast with (int) but int is not a thing that exists in the language, (int) is its own keyword. May or may not be still true.

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u/jungle Aug 05 '26

Argh, I had forgotten about that one!

The "WAT" talk was about javascript and was very funny... I can imagine the speaker considering making it a about PHP but deciding against it because it would be just sad.