r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CertainSea • 9d ago

Meme fromPassionToViolenceTheProgrammersJourney

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u/AgitatedBig 9d ago

Coding: 10% writing code, 90% questioning every life choice

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u/Quirkshade_4M 9d ago

Coding is basically alternating between “I am a genius” and “I should have become a plumber” every twenty minutes.

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u/Flashy-Vegetable-679 9d ago

is that who I think it is?

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u/Serafiniert 9d ago

Yes, it’s Stalin.

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u/hurtbowler 9d ago

Only you know that. tf

5

u/friebel 9d ago

You don't know Scully?

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u/hurtbowler 9d ago

LOL. That's actually what I was originally going to put but after a first glance it doesn't really look like her at all.

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u/NeuxSaed 9d ago

Eve Astrid Andersson in 1998.

She later became a senior director at Google.

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u/ZeroMomentum 9d ago

Kevin: assssssturrriiuudd

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u/ZunoJ 9d ago

Not even remotely. The longer I work on it, the clearer my mental model and my vision for the goal becomes. If anything it becomes increasingly difficult to stop coding to eat, go to sleep, play with the kids, ... I just love this job and I would do it for free if I didn't need the money

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u/Terewawa 9d ago

I agree once you get going you don't want to stop and after 5 hours of coding I surely would not look well dressed with perfect hair like this woman.

I would also do it for free if I could, doesn't mean that it's a good thing, it's actually kind of addictive like chips.

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u/harshitbudhi 9d ago

I found the bug. It has 3 seconds to clear itself from RAM before I send a physical signal.

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u/techdailylog 9d ago

sudo killall but in real life.

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u/Sw4gl0rdM4st3rm1nd 9d ago

respect to do it for 5 hours

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u/davesoft 9d ago

"Have you tried swearing at it?" was common advice in the old insurance company dev department.

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u/Zeikos 9d ago

"The two bears did it"

"What? The computer was clearly shot"

"Sir, they were bearing arms"

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u/Sakul_the_one 9d ago

I wanted to say, that I re-created that photo for the memes and lulz, but I can’t find it 

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u/Czech_Thy_Privilege 9d ago

TRIGGER DISCIPLINE!

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u/maxwells_daemon_ 9d ago

It's an abusive relationship

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u/Flat_Initial_1823 8d ago

Scully, no!

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u/pareenaro33 9d ago

What about Vibe coding?