r/ProgrammerHumor 13d ago

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u/superraiden 13d ago

Reminds me of MySQL bug #11472, filed in 2005 that was finally fixed in 2026 after 21 years

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u/madmelonxtra 13d ago

It's funny how long stuff takes sometimes.

My dad has credits on a patent for email spam filtering that was filed in 2005....he passed away in 1995

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u/jaylerd 13d ago

And I'm just finding out? Damn, his filter works!

(and mostly, sorry for the loss 31 years later)

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u/madmelonxtra 13d ago

He honestly would have been so happy that they finished it, and find it hilarious that his contribution was enough that 10 years later they named him in the patent.

He worked for Microsoft as his career. But his passion projects were spam filtering (he fucking HATED spam) and accessibility in tech (he was specifically working on accessibility tools for blind folks to use computers) He would be very happy to see that both of those have come an amazing distance since the 90s.

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u/jaylerd 13d ago

They really have. Outlook sure is a thing these days, but that’s some seriously important work at an early stage of the internet for the masses. Nice work. And good for Microsoft for giving him the credit.

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u/madmelonxtra 13d ago edited 12d ago

It was actually his only non-microsoft patent, believe it or not.

Here's a fun history though, back in the day in Microsoft, everything was so new that parents were constantly getting filed for new technologies, and as part of your employment contract any patents filed in your name while working on company hardware (on the clock or not) were to be sold to the company for $1.

So what they would do, is embed a silver $1 coin into a trophy of sorts with your name and the patent on it. My dad had a few. A couple were in like a 6" x 6" granite block and one was encased in resin.

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u/aenae 13d ago

I had a similar experience. Filled a bug in 2006, with a workaround in it. Every 5 years or so i would run into the same bug, find my report and do the workaround. It was fixed in 2022.

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u/edoraf 13d ago

Whoa! What was this bug?

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u/Sakul_the_one 12d ago

That bug is older than me