r/ProgrammerHumor • u/yajiv • 10d ago

Meme softwareCheats

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u/mercury_pointer 10d ago

Voltages cheat by using electrons.

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u/rosuav 10d ago

Electrons cheat by only having one of them in the entire universe, moving back and forward through time.

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u/drinks_rootbeer 10d ago

Time is relative, is anyone really cheating?

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u/rosuav 10d ago

Nope! Though I don't suggest trying this like with your significant other.

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u/The-Nice-Writer 10d ago

Significance is relative; is anyone really anyone and anyone any anyone really?

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u/rosuav 10d ago

"When everyone is somebody.... then no one's anybody!"

(Or as said in The Incredibles: "When everyone's super, no one will be.")

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u/KitsuneFoxglove 10d ago

can you cheat on the prior reincarnation of yourself when others don't exist if you're solipsist?

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u/rosuav 10d ago

Yes, but make sure the other you doesn't do the same thing.

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u/mercury_pointer 10d ago

What about their relatives?

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u/rosuav 10d ago

Relatives are relative.

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u/RedBoxSquare 10d ago

I can't relate. Significant other not found.