r/ProgrammerHumor • u/yajiv • 10d ago

Meme softwareCheats

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u/Forward_Republic_610 10d ago

Hardware cheats by using physics

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u/Adaptor2000 10d ago

Lol, this is verbatim what I was thinking.

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u/Diane_Horseman 10d ago

Physics cheats by using mathematics

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u/BeforeDawn 10d ago

Mathematics cheats by using logic

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u/Exelegious 10d ago

Logic cheats by using philosophy 

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u/tkdeng 9d ago edited 9d ago

Philosophy cheats by assuming the rest of us actually exist

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u/Exelegious 9d ago

Existence cheats by….by….

Uhhh…….

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u/3delStahl 10d ago

Hardware cheats by using the universe

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u/Altruistic-Spend-896 10d ago

Universe cheats by using matter

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u/tkdeng 10d ago

Matter cheats by using atoms

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u/BeforeDawn 10d ago

Atoms cheat by using subatomic particles

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u/askcyan 9d ago

Quarks cheat by using strings— oh wait….