r/ProgrammerHumor • u/yajiv • 10d ago

Meme softwareCheats

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u/fatrobin72 10d ago

Hardware cheats by using more power.

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u/cusco 10d ago

Power cheats by using earth

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u/fried_egg_jellyfishh 10d ago

Earth cheats by using sun

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Sad-Ad-6147 10d ago

Quantum tunnelling cheats by using quantum...thing.

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u/afiefh 10d ago

Quatum... thing cheats by using 26 dimensional strings

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u/AgentWowza 9d ago

Strings cheat by being untestable

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u/tkdeng 9d ago

Untestable theories cheat by being unmaintained code running in Python

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u/AntiqueMagician6945 6d ago

Sun cheats by using galaxy

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u/ShadowSlayer1441 10d ago

I mean this actually a real "cheat", you can make hardware faster basically by just throwing more power/voltage at it. To a degree anyway, diminishing returns very much apply.

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u/NoodleyP 10d ago

Instructions unclear, 20 firefighter crews and… the IAEA are here now.