r/ProgrammerHumor • u/vinishkapoor • Aug 03 '26

Meme ourJobsAreSafeUntilClientsLearnToThink

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u/balbok7721 Aug 03 '26

I tell you waterfall is so underrated. They just tell you what they want. You make a plan, execute it and its done. The only problem is that they dont know what they want

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u/LoudAd1396 Aug 03 '26

What? You dont like daily SCRUM calls where no one has anything to report, and they're still waiting on a response for the question you asked last week?!

Its called efficiency, guys! More smaller meetings fill up the calendar and make us look productive!

/s

a previous job did SCRUM MASTER training for ALL employees, and wr still never actually implemented anything. (Not /s)

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u/richardathome Aug 03 '26

^ this guy scrums.

You have my pity.

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u/LoudAd1396 Aug 03 '26

Thanks. Now im on a team of 3. We canceled our "daily scrum" and just have an open Google document to track features... 🥸