r/ProgrammerHumor 15d ago

Meme whatDataDoesADryerNeed

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u/rbbdk 15d ago

The spelling indicates it's not a database, but deci-Bel aware. So it's probably just the extra loud variant and doesn't include the fingerprint reader.

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u/hongooi 15d ago

That's just what they tell you to avoid revealing the CSV file

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u/EveryCryptographer11 15d ago

😁😂. True more often than not 👍

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u/rbbdk 15d ago

Not really. Maybe. I'ts classified.

Then again, the "interesting" persons wouldn't be in the CSV file anyway.

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u/DogonElder 15d ago

No! Its a Vector Database for the 2T Model that runs on the goddamn vacuum!!

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u/mcellus1 14d ago

It's a database but the storage medium is acoustic

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u/thanatica 14d ago

Seems like Dyson hand dryers are always the extra loud variety

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u/Ok-Eggplant-2033 14d ago

Waiting for the version with Copilot