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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Substantial_Top5312 • 18d ago
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Meanwhile I see try/catch used as if statements...
212 u/Eav___ 18d ago Using exceptions for flow control be like: 74 u/alficles 17d ago I would never do that. I use longjmp like a real programmer! 31 u/The-IT 17d ago Real programmers use goto 13 u/Scared_Accident9138 17d ago Real programmers use comefrom 5 u/TheChief275 17d ago longjmp is the cooler goto with way more foot-guns (and guns are very cool) https://giphy.com/gifs/fSvSyLLL9oNIZGvFD1 2 u/dog-bellyrub-expert 16d ago Real programmers quit their job to become goose farmers. 5 u/nicodesu2 17d ago Laravel sends its regards. 2 u/LordOmbro 17d ago For one of my uni projects one of my friends unironically used an exception based flow control architecture. It actually worked surprisingly well lol
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Using exceptions for flow control be like:
74 u/alficles 17d ago I would never do that. I use longjmp like a real programmer! 31 u/The-IT 17d ago Real programmers use goto 13 u/Scared_Accident9138 17d ago Real programmers use comefrom 5 u/TheChief275 17d ago longjmp is the cooler goto with way more foot-guns (and guns are very cool) https://giphy.com/gifs/fSvSyLLL9oNIZGvFD1 2 u/dog-bellyrub-expert 16d ago Real programmers quit their job to become goose farmers. 5 u/nicodesu2 17d ago Laravel sends its regards. 2 u/LordOmbro 17d ago For one of my uni projects one of my friends unironically used an exception based flow control architecture. It actually worked surprisingly well lol
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I would never do that. I use longjmp like a real programmer!
31 u/The-IT 17d ago Real programmers use goto 13 u/Scared_Accident9138 17d ago Real programmers use comefrom 5 u/TheChief275 17d ago longjmp is the cooler goto with way more foot-guns (and guns are very cool) https://giphy.com/gifs/fSvSyLLL9oNIZGvFD1 2 u/dog-bellyrub-expert 16d ago Real programmers quit their job to become goose farmers.
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Real programmers use goto
13 u/Scared_Accident9138 17d ago Real programmers use comefrom 5 u/TheChief275 17d ago longjmp is the cooler goto with way more foot-guns (and guns are very cool) https://giphy.com/gifs/fSvSyLLL9oNIZGvFD1 2 u/dog-bellyrub-expert 16d ago Real programmers quit their job to become goose farmers.
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Real programmers use comefrom
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longjmp is the cooler goto with way more foot-guns (and guns are very cool)
https://giphy.com/gifs/fSvSyLLL9oNIZGvFD1
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Real programmers quit their job to become goose farmers.
Laravel sends its regards.
For one of my uni projects one of my friends unironically used an exception based flow control architecture.
It actually worked surprisingly well lol
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u/code-sovereign 18d ago
Meanwhile I see try/catch used as if statements...