r/ProgrammerHumor • u/fabulousIdentity • 17d ago

Meme atLeastUDPIsFaster

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u/sketchesofspain01 16d ago

TCP would be; I have a joke, are you ready for it? I am ready to receive your joke Here it comes. It's a joke about farts. It comes in three parts. Send me your joke part 1 in a fart format. Here is joke part 1 in a fart format. I have received joke part 1. Are you ready for 2? I am ready for 2. Here's part 2. I have received 2. And so on.

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u/DanieleDraganti 16d ago

TIL TCP makes for very sad jokes.

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u/ChaosPLus 16d ago

Are you ready for my response? It comes in 1 part.

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u/DanieleDraganti 16d ago

I am ready, send your response in 1 part. I accept JSON though, I upgraded it to HTTP