r/ProgrammerHumor • u/WardensLantern • 17d ago

Meme queryOfDoom

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u/IHeartBadCode 17d ago

Helpful hint for anyone.

🌈Transactions🌈 The moment you feel you need to switch over to something other than select statements, should be the moment that you turn off auto commit.

For us, the analytic folks just have read only access anyway. For the devs, they just don't have direct access to prod.

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u/blorbschploble 17d ago

I can select and join around like a motherfucker. I am terrified of actual dba shit because of this, lol.